Extremely rare bag of air

Description

Extremely rare bag of air. With extreme rarity we believe this bag of air is from mars. They say there was a lord  on mars named Lord McButtCheek, this lord was of extreme fortune and had a net worth of 5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Bloop-Blorps (5 quadrillion US dollars). This bag has been passed down their family on planet TacoBellDiarrhea. Their planet was destroyed and this bag came down on an asteroid. The bag landed in Indiana, where Lord Fart-ilicious picked up, signed it, and threw it in the ocean. I found it and decided to sell it for 0. That's why I listed it as used. By the way, none of this is true, if you buy this, just know you wasted your money on something that was being sold as a joke. This entire thing is a joke, don't take it seriously. Oh yeah, idk much about shipping so it might take longer than expected.